I switched on my discovery channel today and realise what are the after effects of
over-exhaustion...

1. Illusion.
Ever experienced unconscious hallucinations when you are a walking zombie?? Let me share my personal but totally absurd case..It was a dark and stormy night..okok..just dark..I was taking my bus home from another long band practice, when suddenly!! I saw an old lady sitting comfortably at a corner reaching into her crumpled but precious paper bag..Then, she slowly took out a carefully wrapped bottle(in a plastic bag..yes..ANOTHER bag) of what seemed to a yellowish liquid contained in it.

And so i asked myself..Gasping in utter horror of the horror..
"OMG!! What the hell is that?! NO!! She's going to drink her own..own..urine sample?!?!"

The next thing i knew, after i blinked several times, she had downed the entire bottle of..of....BUT wait!! Behold!! That's no urine..You crazzy arhh lois!! My conscious voice shout out to me..That's just some lao auntie who HAVE to wrapped a bottle in a bag..!! Ahh..maybe..i just couldn't adapt to the fourth dimension of the auntie era..or maybe..i should be the one who should go for a urine test..to confirm i have successfully evolved into an extra-terrestrial being after hours of fatique..

2. Addiction.
Yupp..it's only normal..No..it's not illegal..come on..how bad can it be??
i mean it's sooo exciting!! The symptoms include, incessant shaking of head(s), unbalanced hormones raging, and perspiration..yes!! you are right!! i'm addicted to..to.....zest riddle!! Don't know why..it's challenging and fun..especially if you crack your brains with the others..and now, i'm stuck at level ten..argh!! The address is right over there..*taps my computer screen to the right*..Go ahead..try it..

3. Insanity.
Am i not after babbling sentences after sentences of crap?? haha!! pardon me ok??

okok..but well..if you are one who experiences somehwhat similar to me..dont feel afraid to call me for advices of the survival of the fatique. the number is 1900-lois-to-the-rescue!! so what are you waiting for?? dial now..!!

ahh..see my first call..Hello??

Hello??

"To ask for lois, press 1. To ask for advices without speaking to her, press 2. To talk to her outside advices, press 3. To..."

TooooTt....


Hahaha!!