Once upon a time, there was a beautiful, no wait, !gorgeous! palace at the land of NeverEnding far, far, far, FAR away.
Located right in the midst of rivers, lakes, and waterfalls, there it was, THE perfect palace.
In the perfect palace, there lies a perfect music box at the corner of bed of
Princess Pea. Its charm hidden without touch. Unexplored. So so magical.

Fphoo!! The wind blew the cloud of dust that accumulated for centuries and centuries and centuries, ok, it's been a long time, we get it.


And so, yes, the lock opened, after fulfilling the magical time spell for THOSE centuries...

*DRUM ROLL*
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*go on. It's still drumming..*
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and TA DAH!!

*curtains open ceremony*

Good evening ladies and gentlemen..!!
Welcome! Welcome! To the Forbidden Hidden Good Gracious where-have-you-been most magical place of all..!! On behalf of the Masked Sexy Figure, our heroine of the last centuries after centuries, we have thus invited ALL distinguished guests, that'll be you, you,you, youyouyouyouyouyou, AND you! to this NeverEnding magical, magical, MAGICAL place.

And so, let's all wave our wands, clap our hands, clang and bang your pots and pans, to welcome THE MASKED SEXYY FIGURE!!

*enter stage with a grand entrance of swinging in by dangling on the chinese period drama special strings*

Hooooiii!!
*Lands after 3 somersaults, 2 backflips, 2 ballet turns, and finally roll in to the centre on the ground*

*taps on microphone*

Hel...lo..?
He...HELLO?!

uh..yes. Hello ALL. Long time no see. Pardon my absence b'cause i've been busy conquering the greatest, ugliest, and mosst formidable monster of all. It's......

THE A LEVEL.

*eerie creepy background music*

Gua!gua!gua! Well, today i've made a special sneak preview to the Gala performance because......

*Taps on the screen on the top right hand corner.*

It's 16 november lohh!! Yeep. The 18th premiere of my birthday. Cool right?!
Well, this date happen to be right !smack! in the middle of my battle with
THE GREATEST MONSTER lohh!! so sian..!!
So yes.

SIAN!!
It's ok.. really.

REALLY lahh!! Cos i can have all the time in the world after my battle to celebrate.
IN DA CLUB!! literally. Just that maybe i've to print my ic particulars on my forehead to varify my age with my height only.

Well. Today's also a bittersweet day for me. Cos it's my grandma's burial today. Yupp. She passed away on saturday at 11.10pm. And i believed i handled it pretty well about her departure, whether it's in school, or at home. Until, i could no longer hold it before her burial service, and broke down in front of everyone else the last time i saw her today. Well! Cant forget that she actually remembered my birthday and gave me money even as she's gasping for air on her bed.

Hmm...Dont worry! I'm not cryin. It's a joyous day today!!
Thank You ya'all for all your wishes today. I'm a happy young woman.

I'm not a girl~
Not yet a woman~~

Yes. Before i continue singing any further, I cant wait to go cccchiong after the end of A's!
ARGH!!


And so, i shall end my speech. Be sure to get tix for my Gala premiere after the fight!

I'll be right here waitin for you~~~~

*continues singing*


And so, the magical story ends it's first chapter here. The music from the box starts fadin. And fadin. And fadin. and fad.. YES! we GET it.


HAha. So till next time, we shall end here, till happily ever after.

*Swings back and forth*

*close curtain*

BYE!!

*waves frantically*