Scene No. 1 from Days of our weird life.

Aaaction!!

Doctorr!! Patient is in code red. Needs E.R treatment NOW!!

*frowns in the most exaggerated manner*

Ohh?! Alright!! Lets proceed there NOW!!

*nurse wipes off sweat on doctorr in extra mini skirt*

Death time..11.32pm.

Sorry people. We have tried our besT. Cause of death is a rare phenomenon WE have NEVER seen before.

Culture sshock. Over-exhaustion. Strain of trechea from repetition of senseless information. Hypothermic third degree burn of extreme marooned case. And, last but not least.

*eerie creepy background music*
*camera 3 zoom to acne spot on doctorr*

Burst veins and capillaries from lower ankle of both legs!!

*gasp*

ohh.my.god.

WAIT!! There's a pulse.

ohh.my.god.

The patient is alive!!

*gasp*

Patient sits up straight. Doing what seemed to be THE most outrageous thing.

Massaging her ankles.

Gua!Gua!Gua!

And so, THE patient speaks..

SUCKS!! Finally! In a Thousand years! I've gotten my very first breath of air!! Burrr!!
Workin sucks!! Yeah. Who says it's fun in the first place. At least for me can!!

IMAGINE!!

*take in 1 big breath of air*

Standing for 12 hours straight! With only a schoolish recess time of what?! 45 minutes of break?!
ALone. Yes. U heard it right! ALONE. I just cannot stand extreme loniness. No. Not for me.
All the customers are either indonesians or ang mohs. Who happen to purchase the clothes(which i'll NEVER consider unless necessary) and happen to ask really, reaLLY, REALLY dumbo questions. I have to repeat for the record, a million and two hundred thousand times a day just for them. And and, who does he think he is?! Huh?? Manager, but a not friendly one?? Gives no instructions whatsoever and i have to rely on my own ability to learn within erm..a millisecond??
And what's with the cigarette smoke the whole time?! Quit it already. Spell with me. B.L.A.C.K. lungs.

*breathes out*

*doctorr and nurses eyes and mouth wide open in gawing position*

Ok. I'm done.

Really.

Taking this as a boot camp training. Workin till end of jan or startin of feb and i'm outta there.
At least now i can say i have sales experience at Hang Ten before. Haha. Oh. Now you know where i work.

*heads turn as patient leaves E.R.*

*still in gawing position*


OK!

And.......

CUTT!!