*SLIDES across the dancefloor on both knees with microphone in hand*

Alright baby. You Ready??

Toxic~~!
*strums guitar*

Toxx..TOXICC~~!!!

*strums twice*

ok. I'm not really the singing material.

Except now my voice is good-gracious-ohh-my-god-so-damn-sexy can!!
Cos got flu mahh. Work till i fell sick. Sad right??

*force your head to nod*

Can entice customers to buy more stuff. Mesmerise them with twitching eyebrowns..big, bright, watery eyes..nose with nostril hair..and shu qi's lips. BINGO!
Speakin of which. I HAVE SEEN SO MANY BLOODY CUSTOMERS WITH BLOODY LOOONG NOSTRIL HAIR! No restrictions to gender. YES! Some ladies as well!! Good god!! And some( note: SOME) ladies have moustache!!

*pull my hair and knock my head on the table*

Anyway! Let's stray away from the grossy stuff shall we??
Well. This thursday's my pay day!! YEAHHH!! My first pay!

ya ok. Big deal.
BUT hey, FIRST CAN!! Imagine! Cold, hard cash! Means
do hair+ shopping+spa+massage=Makeover

Highlighting my hair soon. Shall be a surprise!

Ohh! And my last day falls on..BLoody hell! Thursday as well! Hey. IT rhyms.

Whatever. Cool right?! my freedom at last! It feels as if you are dancing naked in the rain....ohh. Halt that thought. Too R(A) for children under 18. Ok. So it's like.....



Dancing naked in the rain in the middle of the road all by yourself. With the lights off in HDB estates that is. Regardless of hidden lusty old men in the dark.
Yes! That's it! Like plunging into a pure, cool pool in the middle of the desert.

SPLASH!!

woo! Cant wait. Two more days to go.