*dangles aimlessly on a swing*

*hair strawn over the face as the wind howls*

I'll...I'll like to decalre..

This is an EXTREMELY gloomy, dark, and scary, scary post. So. BE AFRAID.

BE..VERY, VERY AFRAID...


Finally. I've gotten the worse luck in my life.


Stuck in the mud( not literally of course!)

Has an eye infection (which i easily predicted since i'm a lazy prat who cant be bothered in BEING TIDY)

Sinking deeper into the quick sand of depression

21 days to go for the lousy, boring, f*toot!* job of facing the computer the entire day. Come on people! Join me in the Be-Exciting campaign!

Was bored and traumatised by unforeseen events so much so that i subconsciously exclaimed, "Good morning, Singapore! Cpf board. How can..OPPS!"
Leaving the caller the best time of his life laughing monstrously on the other line. Well. My face was the reddest it could get. How..very..professional.

Think that's bad?

Think again.

On the very same day, when i was starving and ready to gulp on any food in sight,
I stood ridiculously patiently at the noodle store. And when it's finally my turn, my god! I had wished the lightening would stike me there and then!

I blurted, " auntie! one bowl of FOOTball noodles!"

Yeep. Who says a girl like me isnt into the upcoming world cup frenzy?