Sunday, August 20, 2006,
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F . R . E . A . K
And a dirrty one to add. I love it when things get messier, greasier, whackier, and weirder.
So, since now i'm spacing out to another dimension aka staring blanking at the cracks on the wall, I've thus devise another plan to conquer the world.
It's set up for exclusive members who have innate characteristics aka geniuses that are one of a kind.
Are you one who thinks you have natural talents?
Do you possess supernatural potential to squash enemies with a flick of your nostril boogie?
Ability to destroy your surroundings by just your mere presence?
Stunn your opponents with your outrageous mega-decimal laughter?
And create your very OWN miracles by day-dreaming??
Then! Look no further! You show signs to be a member of our clan.
Frantic, Ridiculous, Extra-ordinary Asses, and the !Kiem-pa( aka qian4 bian3).
So! Wait for what??
Go pick up the registration form at your nearest sisses fast fast!
Life-story of a true account
Name: *Lois (name is altered to protect the confidentiality of our client)
Date of incident: Saturday, 19th August
" My goodness! I didnt know I have such an amazing ability! It was confirmed after i pluck up the courage to join the F.R.E.A.K exclusive society. One beautiful, chirpy, windy, a clear and sunny saturday, i went jogging at the east coast park along the stretch of the Big Splash. My god! You couldnt believe what i saw! I was taken aback by the many hunks stripping off their top in pro-wrestling fashion, showing off their six-packed abs, nodding and smiling at me, with their beads of perspiration falling off their hunky faces along with the direction of the wind. All. In. Slow. Motion. Oh! So sexy!! That was when i realise i was using my power to disillusion myself, because of you know, the slow motion part.
Then, as the weather gets hotter, I decided to change into my swim wear and dive into the cool sea. All of a sudden, my left foot cramped, and all i know was that the next moment, I was struggling frantically for breath. Ohh! So scary! Luckily, a few brave hunks rescued me and all fought to give me m&m. Yeep! I'm refering to the chocalate, not mouth-mouth. Anyway, because i was sooo grateful, I hugged all of them and gave each a peck on the cheeks, without the R18 censorship even when my parents were around.
Till today, I never forgot the frightful and traumatic incident, and of course, the hunks. But because of F.R.E.A.K, it has taught me to use my powers whenever, and however i want!! Even though the drowning part where i was saved by the hunks was created because of my uncontrolled mighty powers, the east coast park was real. And so were the hunks. And the abs, Whoo! Join F.R.E.A.K!! "
*results may vary according individual's geniuses
So you see. I'm a self-confessed freak.
*sigh*
5:30 PM
