It was my virgin experience.



So...






So......

















Breath-taking!!










Too bad my prince charming isnt David Beckham, Paul twohill, Elvin Ng, or any other guy with thick, bushy......





eyebrowns.

Ya. I absolutely love, love, love guys with thick eyebrowns!
Just dont ask me why.


Back to topic.

Never would I have thought that Master Khor and i would cross paths. And No. I'm not just another teenage girl ( still one k!) who has this weird fetish for old, rich, and dying ah peks. But, i just couldnt resist his....

big...

And

attractive....





Signboard!

My friend, amanda and i were just loitering around the week's student bazaar when bleemy! The Astro Palm Reading signboard just caught my eyes there and then. Yes, we may seem a tat too superstitous and over-zealous for that matter, but curiousity got the better of me.
And so, my glimpse into the future began......


me: Fwhoa! palm reader! Wanna try?!
amanda: ....ok loh. see how much first..
me: FWHOA! $10 for two topics?! $20 for all topics somemore!
*burst into hysterical laughter*
amanda: *frowns* You ok not...not bad lehh..got help cerebrities read lehh
me: hmm..damn pai sehh lehh! Wait my other friends see liao how??
amanda: Aiya..wont lahh..

Just then, my friend Delvin who was queuing at the ice-cream booth waved at me.
me: ohh man...say cao cao, cao cao come
Delvin: dude...you believe this kind of stuff..??
me: ......er.. ah-hah-hah-ha. Just listen lohh. Wanna try??
Delvin: *busy sucking her ice-cream away* Right~~See ya!

Thinking that it's goin to rain soon, and it'll be inconvenient to return home, i decided to give it a try. After what seemed like two full moons later, finally, our turn was next. It was an uptight situation. I didnt know if a twitch of my eyelids or a flare of my nostril would simply reveal my deepest, darkest secrets. Remaining as calm and elegant (i try lahh!) as possible, i sat across him, with a lit table lamp situated on a small table lained with blue checkered table cloth, seperating us from a safe distance.

me: .....erm..studies is related to career right?
master: mm. Correct.
me: ok. So..i think i ask about career and luck
master: very well. clasp your hand together and stretch them out in front.
Flipping my hands back and forth, he uses a magnifying glass to examine the fine lines on my fingers and palm.

Tempting to cover the blister located near the middle of my palm, i felt embarrassed and was skeptical if he was goin to mistaken my future based on that unfortunate filthy 'lump' appearing at the wrong place, at the wrong time.

Oh man. My future is ruined because of that bloody blister~!!

*just then. the thunder roars*.

master: hmm..you are a very..very..very determined person. Very career-minded. And *flicking his index finger*, very, very, very stubborn!(heeee)
You are very square-headed, always seeing things only in black and white. Sometimes, looking things in the greyish surroundings will be good. You have very strong intuition! So, next time if you think that you dont want to take the plane, dont take!

*flicking his pen* He wrote my lucky numbers, and colors and other..er other stuff i think i'll keep for myself.

Because you are very determined, you will get the things you want! So. You dont need luck!

master: *pinching and speculating the lines*
Hmm...you are good in the areas of science, communication, and business! Especially in the music, and arts areas, careers where you make people feel good, feel pretty, you will do very well. (i was just thinking of entertainment business in my mind)

me: (thinking:: FWHOA...damn accurate. Must well just pay another $10 for the rest)

Continuing......

master: hmm..health wise, so-so. Must look out for rheumaticism! And dont eat too much french fries! Low egg count you know..(WTH! How the heck did he know i'm potato queen! And WTH! curse me with..with..my..eggs!)

me: (thinking:: seriously...he can tell i love bloody french fries from just the bloody lines on my bloody palm?!)

master: ...the chances of you migrating is very, very high. But, you'll be tied down by your loved ones.
me: ok...if i migrate, where will i go?
master: *studying the lines again*
hmm...very,very,very far.(like hello! where? antarctica?) But, like i said, you'll be tied down by the ones you love.

Right. Just as i was blushing, topics on career, luck, travel and health.
Which means..what was left is......

*eerie eerie background music*
*camera 4 zoom to close-up on face*

L.O.V.E


master: Because you are a very determined person, dont cling too tightly on a man your friends/family warned you not to get along with. Dont be stubborn! You'll get married at 25 or __.

*softens his voice shyly*

You are a sexy person ahh, so marry a sexy man!! (dude..seriously! in public?!?)

Lastly, I have 3 things to finalise.
1. you are a very nice person. (look ma! see!! see!!) And people tend to misunderstand you.
2. you are very lun3 zhun3 aka clumsy. When you walk, just walk! Dont think so much! (ahahaha!!)
3. right. A bit of confidentiality here. Cannot reveal!

And then. He asserts his weight,

master: remember! When you should use your head, use your heart. When it's time to use your heart, use your head. Although you are a vvv determined person, you are very indecisive also.

Oh.My.God. SOoooo true true true!!

And so! That concludes my virgin experience with the fortune teller. $20 capable of buying 20 candy flosses in exchange for the strange, embarassing, and yet liberating palm reading was yeah! worth it!

Just that, it kinda makes me wanna pray that i dont end up as an old maid who gets married with bloody low egg count!!


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~~~!!!