I think my mum is goin crazy.
No. Not joking matter. Like really IMH crazy. At least some symptoms are showing that.
Yesterday i was chillin in my bro's room after a long day (i know. irritaing sis).

bro: i think mummy a bit weird lehh.
me: *raise one eyebrown* only a bit?? You sure ahh??
bro: i mean, we bought a dog, and she just smiled and laughed.
me: *roars into laughter*
bro: no mehh?? Usually she always *gesture* "no ahh! better dont buy ahh!"
me: mmmm. Ohh! hahha. Cant blame her lehh. She suffered two blows at a go lehh. First batam, then the dog. ALL in one day. No wonder. That's normal. So, she's normal. We can understand that.
bro: *laugh* Ya hoh. *nods head*
me: besides, just now i go ask her, "mummy, so how? The dog. How come you never complain or face orh orh like daddy?? Surprise lehh." And she actually said, "aiya. No energy already lahh! Where got time. Now only worried about my blood pressure!"
bro: *roars into laughter*


Which in case you are sratching your head now, it's cos my mum thinks high blood pressure is the world's end. And you wonder why hippies exist. *shakes head*

Ok. If that wasnt bimbotic enough. i dont know what is. Anyway! Batam trip for cable skiing rocks can! I love love love my skin tone now man. Red lobster. Cool! Tried kneeboarding (yes, not banana boat as i always embarrassed myself for sayin wrongly), and wakeboarding. Except, the latter wasnt THAT easy. It bloody wasnt! Besides, my arms are aching from the extreme loss of energy. Imagine writing like a kindergaden school kid, inability to take off or wear shirt to bathe without screamin for mummy (no, i dint ask my mum to help me in case you are thinkin something else), inability to toss and turn when sleeping, inability to sit up when lying down, thus remaining in an awkward position for the few minutes, and makin a full body turn to talk to you cos my neck is really flexible. But it's ALL worth it. So fun! I had a blast. Definitely would love to give it a go again. All for just 83 bucks in a day!

Aside from the distraction of some cute guys, think from smu or somewhere, i wasnt able to complete the entire circuit. Bloody embarrassing for my motocycle guy to fetch me. No, not many times, just probably a hundred and fifty times??
Butt then, i manage to do the kneeboarding for one and a half round with the help of one of the bodyguard. Wait, i didnt just type bodyguard. Yes, i didnt choose to press the "delete" button on my computer to allow you guys to see my embarrassment. Man, i enjoy that. Yeah, really. So where was i?? Ohh, kneeboarding. Cool stuff. ScreaminG in the midst of enjoying the wind blow through your hair in the ride is NORMAL. Everyone needs a lease. No?? *shrugs*

So then, we get to jump from this 2 or 3 thorey high platform into the lake. Man. As if climbing that under the drizzle wasnt daunting enough, i actually took a dare to try. No regrets at all! It was my ultimate freefall feelin. Like you are fallin forever, takes your breathe away in the midst, then the big asskicking splash. Literally. The arse really hurts after! When you finally take the plunge, it's the closest i had to experiencing drowning. Cos, you are just deep in the lake, you can only see the unclear murky water, then you had to struggle to reach the brim to gasp for air for what seem forever to reach. There's only one thing on your mind, oxygen. And maybe, the last chance to see that cute guy. No ok, let's be serious, just the many cute guys in the future to come. Dont wanna miss that chance for anything! It was pretty idiotic though. When i was about to jump, the bodyguard, no not again, i meant that crew i board with asked me the most intelligent question i've ever heard.

him: Alright. Very good. You sure u wanna do it??
me: erm, yeah?!!

No i didnt shout in his face. I shouted when i was holdin the sides more tightly after, my knees buckling. Anything after, was just a great memory i have now. *smiles*

Ohh, aside from the batam trip which i'm sure i've told my parents a couple of times already, my dad is kicking a big fuss about the dog. Which is also normal. I'm sure, cos i'm checkin my blood pressure as i type. You see, i'm normal enough to type those normal stuff. As i understand from expert logical and analytical theory, we just need to give those parents some time. "Cooling period" in layman's term.

Well, i was pretty excited about thinking all the doggie names, when my jaw dropped to hear the name has already being chosen. I really dont know if i should, no. 1 laugh, no. 2 cry, or no. 3 be stunned. I only did no. 1 actually. Cos it's REALLY typical of my bro to name it Chichi. Yeah. You heard that right. Chichi. Which according to a rather reliable source, it meant boobs. Yeah. They are the boobs you know. Which i'm sure my bro has consulted the fortune teller for that oh-so-brilliant-and-cute name. Sigh. What can i say??

C'est la vie. Je t'aime beaucoup ma famile. *awkward smile*


Pictures comin soon! Watch this space.