Ok. Here is the juicy stuff. Please bring along your napkin as we speak.

Well, i was in my french class yesterday, when we had to present this short paragraph of introducing ourselves as a student or workin. And if so, from what time it starts and ends, blah. So yeah, i introduced myself as a student, just ended work on friday (which btw, i have to do a big WHOOOHOOO!!), and that i do swimming (havent swam for the last 5 years) and waterskiing on sundays (liar!), and love window shoppin very much. So then, as i struggled at tryin to be as frenchie as possible, i said "j'taime beaucoup leche vitrines". And the french guy was lookin at me with his eyebrowns raised.

him: u know j'taime?? *continuing in frowning*
me: *swallow hard* Er yeah.
him: j'taime means i love you. So you are sayin i love you window shoppin! Nonono...
me: ohhh?? ohhhh! Yeah hoh!

Needless to say any further, the whole class was laughing. And my face grew red. Well i should be gettin used to this whole embarassing thing. It's encoded in my life. Accept it Lois. Sigh.

So well, thereafter, i went to catch evan almighty with liyana. Then, just as we were tryin to get off ngee ann tower after submittin my timesheets afer the movie, i was deep in conversation when i catch this camera restin on a tripod. So imagine this next scene in a matrix like fashion. AKA real slow. I caught the camera. Found it weird. Frowned. Switched my sight to a family of 6(?) standin in front of it. Tried to asked liyana if they were takin a pic. EVENTUALLY realised they were takin a photo of all places, in front of crystal jade restuarant. Panicked. Tried to open my heavy sausage lips to stop liyana from walkin towards it.

Notice i used the word eventually very carefully here. Cos the last step came ohh-too-late. Both of us were snapping our heads in front of the camera, stopped our tracks RIGHT beside the family, blended in with them, a big flash, and ta dah! We are on candid camera! Ohh my freakin hualalala. We really laughed our heads off man. Of all places, we had to have our contorted expressions taken with a couple of stangers. But yes, dont send me the pictures if it's even possible to send them to me at all. Na-uh. And i say, no, no, no. *trails off in amy winehouse song*

BUTT anyway! Let's just put our awful past behind us shall we?? Well! Tomorrow i shall be free! No work. No commitments. No bf. Sigh. A singleton's life has got to be the best for now. But it feels weird though. Cos my colleagues were really nice, even though they kinda bullied me initially. On friday, we knocked off early at 4pm. Went to suntec for the comex show to visit our booth. Saw the hot models workin for the booth. And off we go to...

*drumroll*


Morton's Steakhouse at The Oriental Hotel!! The best steak in Singapore can! Needless to say, freakin expensive as well. Imagine a plate of steak for main course shooting as high as 90 bucks. But we didnt get to eat the main course. Just ordered drinks and had their beef sandwiches at their bar. Had chocolate martini (no, i wasnt drunk. Serious!), and my my. Even their sandwiches, omg. Their beef is super tender can! Mouthwatering!

Boss: So lois! U eat beef??
me: erm..actually i dont really eat much. But come to this place, die die must eat!!
Boss: *roars into laughter*

Yeah. I mean ,no. I'm not a sucker for boss. It's my last day anyway. It's true what! Such a brilliant place to be. Sigh. I feel fortunate. Good boss. Good job. Good colleagues.

Thereafter, we went bowling. I swear, people should be honoured to hire me to clean their bowling alley man. It was lang-kao ALL THE WAY. Until, our final game, i scored a bloody strike! That sent everyone jumpin. I jumped the highest i could man. SO freakin happy. And it was a FREAK accident of course. You think me remy from singapore mehh.

And i was absolutely stoked about the gift they gave. A pink ipod shuffle, with special engravings just for me. Sigh.

CRY! Mummy!