Amongst the millions fallin sick in the beautiful period of april,
I, too, have successfully blended in as part of the tribe unwillingly recently.

Head cold. Flu. Nausea. And massive headaches.
Spinning world around me. Pretty fun, you guys should try it.

So, one day, it's spinning way too fast, and at cranky periods on and off during the past week or so, that i finally decided to seek medical advice. Like finally.

So i waited. And saw hanging proudly and possibly stuck on the door with cement, my licensed and certified fortune teller in the next couple of minutes.

Dr Suzanne Wong.

Ohh good. A female doc. Pretty cool.

And crazy thoughts began to team up with the already wacky ones residing in my brain about the scenarios that can possibly happen when i enter.

Yes, i was bored.

And no, i'm not boring.





"I'm sorry to tell you, you have a 2cm tumour in your head and it's goin to burst anytime you sneeze. Please, take precautions. Here are some clips for your nose. And r.i.p."

That's scene 1.


"Ok. Open your mouth and say ahhhh. Good. OH MY GOD! Something. There's something that is around 10 cents in length, with what looked like wings?? Wearin wedding cheongsam. Beetles gettin married in your brain??"

That's scene 2.


orrr..

"It's about time you found me. Cyborg 378. Now here's the truth..."


So as i was tailing off with my amazingly ridiculous thoughts of death and fantasy, My number beeped. It was 18 i remember. Sounds pretty cool if you pronounce it in chinese.

Si ba

Very nice.
Veryyy nice.

And so i walked in,

"Hi Lois. So how are you not feelin well??"

I'm pretty creeped out by her optimism at approximately 8.49pm when she can just anyhow anyhow dignose and knock off skipping back home fast.

"well, i have headaches and feelin nauseated for the past...week or so??"



"hmmmm. Are you pregnant??"









I'm sorry??


PREGNANT??










BHAHHAHAHAHAHA.


Sorry. My bad.


But
WHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA.


Now i realise all of the above aint all that scary.
What is really frightening, like wig fallin off kinda scary, is how the world isnt prepared for a little lil lulu on earth. It'll look REALLY, really scary, trust me.


Anyway,

Now is about 1250am.

And i just randomly searched for some funny stuff on youtube. Best companion in this late hour i say.