That's 3 days of hell that i experienced last week.
4 servings of Spyware. 2 scoops of Worms. 12 spoons of Adware. One cup of Malware. And throw in your favourite trojan horse, tiger and pussy cat,
And what do you get??
A f***ed up computer that's what.
Freakin 72 of them!
Yeah, that's right. Allllll kinds of japalan viruses hit my com just when i least expected it. And what can a computer expert like me do??
Sweat loh!
To some of my friends who are sniggering right now, NOooo. I didnt visit those porno websites or or any dirty harry sites ok. Serious!!
Da ren! Yuan wang ahhh~
Just dirty ken websites only mah.
*wink*
So!
After 3 days of boot camp facing the computer and pacing and cursing and sweating,
I finally got rid of them.
Ehh, for a dainty girl like me who know nuts about all these java lava stuff, really not bad already ok! At one point i even wanted to buy the dummies guide, or worse, reboot my com and risk losing all my other dirty larry websites ok. It's a huge risk.
For those of you who are sueh like moi,
I might just be savin your ass just like i burnt mine.
Does that make any sense??
Hmmm.
Anyway, here goes.
What's the best anti-spyware/adware/malware that is completely free and hasslefree and easy to use and fast and friendly and a good killer for you??
Add a SUPER in front of course!
My number one hero: SUPER anti-spyware program http://www.superantispyware.com (just download the free version will do) It seriously got rid of ALL my problems, not really my constipation one though, which number 2 and 3 didnt manage to track. So it's better than 2 and 3 combined! Literally!
After hours and hours of research and trail and error, my advice is to download at least 2 anti-spyware programs to clean the entire system completely. They complement each other. Just like peanut and butter. Jam and bread. Yin and yang. And you get the drift.
My number 2 and very popular hero: Spybot- search and destroy http://www.safer-networking.org/en/index.html It's good. Just that it only destroyed 80% of my viruses, and SUPER!anti-spyware helped with the rest.
Number 4 sidekick: Windows defender http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/spyware/software/default.mspx I personally demoted it to a sidekick instead of the good old hero. I have tried and tested it, and sources claim it's good, but well, look at what's my number 1?? or 2? or 3?
And to add on to your armour, You need to get a weapon.
Try to have a yahoo, or google or firefox toolbar that disallow pop-ups which potentially contain those dangerous ingredients.
Lookin at my computer now, I have all three of them. LOL. And all three anti-spyware programs. LOOL.
Ehh! Die once then revive, of course now must be kiasi a bit right?!
And ohh, last advice, listen to big mama here. Just dont anyhow anyhow visit those u-know i-dont-know websites lahh. But if s*** hits you like it did on me for no reason, *big innocent eyes*
then there. That'll save your day. ;)
Anyhow, switching channel,
Last week, or is it the week before, My parents brought ahh gong and aunt to the nearby boon tong kee restaurant to celebrate his 80+ birthday.
So on our way there, My dad was circling the carpark near the restaurant for a parking space, when suddenly!
*eerie creepy background music*
His big brother big aka handphone rang.
The following conversation is all in struggled chinese, of course.
"hello,
yes??
shen ma??
who is that speakin??
what wan dong xi??
mei you lahh!
mei you wan dong xi!
Shen me wan dong xi???
OHH.
Wen..wen dong ji!!
Yes correct correct.
*clears throat*
Yes we book a table. We'll be there in 15 mins."
BUAHHAHAHAHA.
I bet the chinese speakin china lady is laughin her head off when she's done speakin to my dad on the phone.
Nice to know that wan dong xi is a close relative to wen dong ji.
He will be proud.
Ohhhhh yes.
ANYWAY.
Dont you find rihana's new song is so freakin nice??
Take a bow.
Which madonna and leona lewis have a song of the same title as well.
Really superb. And it's written by ne-yo.
And i just love love love her attitude in this video. Sizzling hot.
10:20 PM
La Mademoiselle Lulu
I'm Superbitch. Just another superhero.
lutetium11@hotmail.com
Graduate.
Petite.
Random.
Unpredictable.
And that's all you need to know.
Yes my baby, you speak the language of shooting stars.
Over the rainbow, that's where you'll find me waiting for you.
This desire so inexplicable, I thought I never loved.
Until, you have taken me completely over.
