So i was hangin out with my trombone gals one evening night out for dinner, when i met this crazy girl.

Her name??

Mini me Tan wj.

Yes, the brat that sticks up the little pinky to the nose.

"whahahha!"

That's how she greeted me when i met her. Pretty sexy if you ask me.

"what??"

"ahhahahaha. Alien! I'm the f4! Cant believe you got punked so easily.."

"huh??? OMG. It's you??? WAH LAO. I should have known man.."

SO now is approximately april 13th. Not too late to know the truth for an april fool's joke if you ask me.

*sharpens kitchen knife, whips out m15 or whatever those machine guns are, and an atomic bomb*


ANYWAY,

on saturday i met them up again.
This time, to go to the SYF outdoor band competition!!

OMGOMG.

5 years?!

IT HAS been 5 bloody years already???

Man, i miss the days in military band.

I said it once, i'll say it again.

*clears throat*

Once a band member, Always a band member!!

ROAR!

*cough cough*

ok. Here are the pics. Skip the part if you are not so much of a band enthusiasts. But they are cool. I promise. If you watch the movie, Drumline, you'll know what i'm talkin about.

Never seen it before??
here's a preview.

I say,
Pump up your volume y'all!


How can that not be cool you tell me u tell me u tell me.

And now,

Presenting SYF Display Band Competition 2008.


The march in. Left side.


Right side.


The drum majors of all the 9 participating bands + assessment bands.

After some boring half an hour or so,
the judges finally gave out the grades.

The girls were alumni of TK band so naturally, they were cheering on for their band.
I remember durin my time, and no i'm not THAT old, TK, Bowen and Deyi were the few that do the best in such displays.

In order of appearance,
1. Orchid Park Sec - Silver
2. Tanjong Katong - Gold
3. Ping Yi Sec- Silver
4. Bowen - Gold
5. Bukit Panjang - Silver
6. Yusof Ishak - Silver
7. West Spring - Gold? Cant remember much.
8. Deyi - Gold with Honours
9. Springfield - Bronze

I must say, to me it was a really close fight between Deyi and TK. Both had good moves, good displays, and good props.

In the end, Deyi went on to win best drum major as well as band of the year. Naturally, TK was disappointed. Some tween girls sittin behind us with really bad haircut (think japanese haircut wannabes gone wrong) were bitchin about TK. Hey, as neutral as i am, i was preparing my barangs, chuan tou and man tou to help my girls should they couldnt resist the tweens' haircut any longer.
As a former military band member, and bad haircut homosapien, i can understand the anger y'all know what i mean.

Ok. A clip of TK performance that i found off youtube. It gets better at 5:40.


And it was still cool that bowen continued to keep the tradition(?) of a female drum major. Her skirt is slightly longer this time lol.

Now now, je presente, The TK band that i saw in my batch. 2002. I still remember they had the eiffel tower display. Simply SUPERB! Cant believe the girls were once in there.

*looks on in disbelief*



Ok. Done. Nostalgia once again. Boring to non-band enthusiasts. But never fading to all band members!

ROAR!

Am i gettin too old to do this??

Yes. I think i am.

*push up wrinkles*

ANYWAY,

It's jokes time.

Mini me forced me to put this on my blog. Which was freakin hilarious.


One day,

A little girl was lost in the streets. And she was crying.

So an old man who sold brooms for a living, took pity on her and brought her home.

So few years later,

The little girl grew up under his care and became big girl.

So one day,

Big girl cries again.

So the old man asks,

"ah girl, why you cry??"

And she replies,

"cos i found out that i have a broom!" *points below*

The old man not knowing what to do,

reassured her,

"it's natural. you'll know one day.."

But Big girl couldnt stop crying,

So the old man have no choice.

but pulled down his pants.

Big girl stopped crying and started laughing.

The old man found it puzzling and asked why.

"wahh. I thought it's bad enough that i have a broom,

but you have a broom's handle too!"


LOL.

Hey i'm as innocent as i look. I swear!

Wink wink.

So as i was under the lame spell,

i had inspiration one day as i was walkin home.

Thinkin of an old joke, i tried to improvise it. Not sure if it's original. Or anal. Subjective to interpretation.

Ok. Here goes.

Q: What is Bruce Lee's favourite drink?
Ans as you all know: Water. Cos Wa-tah!

Then,

Q: Why is bruce lee both a japanese and a crossdresser??

Ans: cos wa-tah-shi-wa! aka wo de stocking!


LOL.

So is it funny??



*crickets call*