Introducing my personal bodyguards...





Yes. They are real.

And strong.


AND ladies,

very, very, very, manly.













The left one is ahh boon. And the right is ahh goon.
They came on the 7th of may. One after another.

To wish me luck for my papers perhaps?

Some of you may go,

hmmmm. How you know they are boon and goon and not ahh hua or ahh jiao??

That's cos i put humpty dumpty together again.
Just to see if it can be my second matchmaking session once more.

Too bad, they rejected each other.

Ohh well. This IS singapore afterall. 377A repeal got rejected in the end remember?
*raises an eyebrown*

Anyway,

I went to see a doc last friday for flu. And yes, it was my second trip as doc's lil girl yet again.

This time i was sober as hell. No hallucinations. No illusions.

"So are you a student or workin now??"
The kind doc asked.

Part of me was kinda relieved to hear that she's concerned about what i'm doin, afterall, isnt that supposed to be what a family doc is??

And another part of me was kinda pissed that my face has reached the stage where people cant assume i'm still a good, innocent, rope skipping, hop-scotch with two pony tails kinda student.

So i proudly declared,
"yes, still a student."

"so would you want a non-drowsy med for the day, and a drowsy med for the night for you?"

Touched by her TLC,
i replied,

"yes please."

The very next day,
I gently popped in the pill named, zyrtec-d, in the morning, cos that was supposed to be non-drowsy right??







WRONG!



It was freakin drowsy! So my kind and friendly doc with manicure on her fingers who is supposed to be cool prescribed to me TWO drowsy meds.

Very nice doc. Very nice.

So there, i began my quest in my fantasy land on cloud 9 yet again.

This time, i imagined myself as a french maid, dancing so wildly, and carefree in the vast open bed of yellow daises. Singing and prancing like the princess in Enchanted version, calling to the pigeons and the bees, the beetles and the lizards. No wonder ahh boon and ahh goon appeared. It was the best feeling. kinda like i'm on weeds. LOL.

So there!

i'm still "kinda" sober to type this entry out,

and yes,

i'm still floating as you are reading this.

Kena cheated. *roll eyes 360 degrees*

So!

as i was also bored and distraught from all the paper stress,

this video totally made my day over and over again.

Freakin hilarious.