Ok. I know I know.


Two freakin


Hundred







Thousand







Ga-zillion






Ga-zillion-billion years


Ga-zi *SLAP*

and here i am, blogging after thousands of generations.


Well but,

arent you glad i'm still alive??


*crowd boos*


I'm a vampire!! Roar!


Ok well. One thing's definitely for sure.

I'm Still as mature as Ever. Like ever ever.


Sooooo many fcukin things have happened. Where do i even begin.
Proof of procrastination no. 1003783904, 472372, breathe, 274740.


Caution. Warning. Be careful. Awas! Watch out!

Long post ahead.

Well let's see...

I had a short batam trip on the 30th of may, i think, barely 3 days after my exam with the Batam gang.



Introducing, the love birds. Tweet tweet.



The mysterious wanderer. Aka, my unfortunate room mate. LOL *wink wink*



And of cos, the resident-self-proclaimed-still-in-denial mei nu of the day.



Finally reachin our KTM resort, after a 45 mins ferry ride, and a short van ride.

One of the many kampong like resorts amongst one of the many stairs we have to climb to reach our one of the many resort stays.



Don't you just love this kind of scenery??



Yes, we are prying open other's door.



Another relaxing cool view from our resort.



And so! We were on our way to cable ski!

Freakin cool. I can still recognise the lifeguards from the previous time. They still have their pecs. hahaha.

After much injuries all over, we are totally shagged.



So! We cant wait to head straight to our mer-sa-gee!
Aka massage.


My personal mee rubus.



She has hellll of a strength for a woman i'm tellin ya! Gotta geng when she pressed my back spine or when she creep her hands up my waist. I nearly, almost, kinda already burst out a little laughter in front of her. I'm super afraid of tickling can!

Some of you may ask, why not tell her to go lighter?

Well first thing, i cant speak indo. And second of all, what if i tell her "no no no" whilst waving my hands in front of her, and she mistaken my gesture as no no? too soft? Harder? And huat ahh! HARDER!

Then..how??


Val secretly took a pic of me from behind after our massage. NOW i can safely confirm i'm bringing sexy back!



And to add, not that i'm very sua ku, BUT nobody told us we have to strip for the massage! I..i thought we're goin to wear like a silk robe or pyjamas or something. LOL. Ohh well. There's always a first time for everything~!

And so, after a super long day, we went for our dinner. The price was Super cheap i tell u.
Look at our spread. We literally almost ordered one dish off every category from the menu. There's fish, chilli crabs, chicken, vegetable, soup, butter oats prawn, and claypot tao fu. Their "small" portion is comparable to our "big" plates i'm tellin ya.



Ohh forgot to tell you that was the end result. Yes, we ARE that hungry.

And so! We went back with our pot bellies for our showers.

Not together of cos you dirty harry.


And you know what this is?



Look ma! I've got shampoo!

HAHAHAHA.
That's how everyone was laughing about it.

Efficient packing o-kai!

Btw, KTM has only cold water. Yeah, we braved through hell for that day.


2nd day.

We managed to survive. For me it was a feat.

Why??

Cos the bloody mosquitoes wont leave me alone that's why!

Well first off, i was a BIT paranoid about the well, ok laugh, supernatural so i didnt sleep until about 1plus am. Got some creaky noise ok!

AND THEN!

4am, i was woken up by the itchiness and had to nudged val to ask where her insect repellent was.

She was pleased and drooling when she told me very gently,

"there lahh!! there lahh!!"


Yes. Thank u val.

This is for you.




And so,
With WEll-DEserved rest, we proceeded to our shopping and batam tour. We had our seafood(again) lunch this time at some restaurant and i swear i saw my dentist! hahaha. What a small world. Well, technically batam IS near.



Street sellers doin their thing selling whole crabs and stick food. I love this image. So very, photographic.

And with that, i conclude our stay at batam.



SIGH. Willing to go there again anytime for a short holiday man.

Ok. Switching topic now.

New story.

On the 16th of june, i offically start my internship at PA. Time of briefing was 10.30am.

It was a fateful day i MUST say. Located at kallang, where boonyong stayed, i conveniently asked for his help to bring me there since he said it was near when i asked the previous day. So i met him at the mrt station about 45 mins early, just to play it safe and asked if we can take a bus down since my stupid ankle is hurtin so much from the stupid shoe that i bought. And he said can.

Time check: 9:50

So! There we go, walkin painfully down the bus-stop to take bus 11. Sounds like shi yi hao ba shi. How very apt.

So, i took the bus and alighted 3 stops after, at some car park A near the national stadium. Nice. I see PA building. So i walked and checked with two uncles, one sittin down, the other a sweeper. Both confirmed it's JUST across the overhead bridge.

Time check: 10:08am

And so i crossed the bridge and saw the building. Walkin along the fence, i searched for a gate for me to enter.

Shit! No gate?!?

Time Check: 10:13am

Shitt! I'm soo goin to be late! WhereTF is the gate for me to enter??


So what is a girl to do at that point in time?

Run in her freakin heels of cos!!

IN the opposite direction aka go stan lohh!

Very very elegant.

Time check: 10:19 aka SHITTT!

*random girl walks in sight*

Yes! I can ask her!

"Erm excuse me? do you where is the entrance for PA building?"

To my consolation, she replied.


"shen ma? Ahhh dui bu qi ah. Wo bu zhi dao shen me shi P.A. ahh." (in freakin chinese accent of cos)



My face literally became a WTF look like this = -'''''''''''' and blue at the same time.

Alamakkk!! Go learn some english plsssss!


Butt then!

Round a corner, i found a side gate to the building.

BINGO!!


Saw an auntie walkin past, pretending not to see my drenched self.


"ERM EXCUSE ME! Hi. I'm an intern heading for the west block. Can you pls let me in? I dont have the pass."

And she did.

Immediately i see THE LIGHT. Like I'm saved lohh!!

Time check: 10:26 aka SHITTTTTTT!!!

As i ran in b-e-a-utiful swan lake style, I went into the room just in mother-freakin clockin time.

Luckily my mascara is water-proof can! If not, wahh sehh. Guarantee nightmare on elms street man.

*eerie creepy background music*


Time freakin checked: 10:30

Seeing all the other interns, all prim and proper, i certainly know how to make a grand entrance man. All of them had passes. And bam! That's when i remembered i need to go to the security checkpoint first. LOL. I actually managed to smoke in!

And so,

*strums guitar*
WELCOME TO MY LIFE!


To those who dont already know what PA is, allow me to introduce.

On the day of briefing, the HR personnel made us watch a *yawn* clip about what PA is, it's mission and obje*yawn*ctives. She told us that a misconception of PA is that it is meant for aunties or as she put it, for "more mature" workers.

And so i thought, "ohh! So it's wrong?? cool. there's young ones in there."

At around 2.06pm, after our lunch, i was brought into the south-east building for an introduction. Towards my left, i was introduced to susan. An auntie. To my right, i was introduced to another susan, also an auntie. To my back, i was introduced to mrs tan. Well, you've guessed it right. ALSO an auntie. Probably out of 12 people workin in that department, 9 are aunties and one uncle. That makes the statistics to be 3/4 in the office. Wow. What a misconception! LOL.

Yeah well. The worst in the internship so far isnt the boredom or the older, well, should i put it, more mature generations.

It's how i freakin LOST my IPOD NANO!!

Well technically, it was my fault. Cos i put my ipod on my lap as my dad gave me a lift to work on friday in his car. And bam! As i frantically tried to find my pass to enter, i got up. Left the car. Carried my bag. And walked. The IPOD must have dropped along the path as i got out.

HEART PAIN CAN!

All my favourite music is in there. And i cant stand the thought of someone holdin MY ipod listenin to MY songs.

Ouchhh.

I'm goin to die i'm goin to die i'm goin to dieeeee~!

Well, i certainly hope whichever auntie that took it knows how to appreciate indie songs!!

*CRYYY*

Oh well. At least it's free cos of some internet subscription thing.

BUT STILL!
I cant live without music!!

Man. I can be a natural spokesman for mp3. Hahaha.

*SIGH*

Yes, let's move on. At least, i'll *cry* try.

Check this out.







Well if you are a technical person, then technically he isnt the first pregnant man, if you know what i mean. It should be the first pregnant transgender. He appeared on the Oprah show. Ever wonder how he can generate the hormones to sustain the baby?
I'm guessing it's because he stopped the hormone pills for testosterone so his initial female oestrogen can do the job.

And also check out this.



Ok. I have no idea what she's talkin about in the beginning. Just love her espanol speech. Lol.

OHH. And you guys JUST have to watch this. It's FREAKIN HIlarious!









AHHAHA. Auntie, I want one cock pls.
Bery bery nice.


Ok. Enough posts for today. Will continue in the next generation.

Watch this space.