You cant blame me for being paranoid sometimes.

I mean it's pretty natural.

A few weeks ago there's this hooha about the hawker rojak food poisoning case,

and immediately the day after,

i had the kiss of death thrice aka diarrhoea.

And as i was eh hem, sittin down, there my brain goes so joyfully,

"DIE! Did i eat any freakin rojak?"

"Mummyyyy!"


And then,

i was safe. Still alive here and coughing.

So recently,

couple of days ago, there's this swine flu thing sweeping across america, and a few random cases in italy and whatever.

First time virus sounds pretty good.

I mean,

swine sounds pretty fine,
my my, it rhymes with wine.

Or or,

you can say to a person,

"Dude, you look so swine today."

Yeah sounds cool in a way mah. No?

Somehow i have a feelin that may just invite a couple of punches in the gut.

And a good spit near your Chanel shoe.

And no, of course i dont have any chanel shoe. Only hermes please. I mean, germs.


So yes, just as the time was right, again,

I had slight fever and sore throat.

So i popped a couple of fever meds and now,

man i absolutely love my voice. So husky and yes, you got it, sexxxy man.

Oohh yeahh.

So there goes my brain singing,

"ehh now got swine flu leh! You die! You die!"

Needless to say, i'm still keeping my fingers crossed. Hope it doesnt reach pandemic level or else the trip...

Which my mum absooolutely love to use that or any other reasons to threaten me, or my brother too anyway, with anyyy freakin excuses not to go overseas if possible.

"Hor! See la! Thailand riots already see see! Still want to go. Dont listen la! See see you seeeee!'
(My lips were droolin and my bro was half asleep next to me as she came to the room.)

And nowww,

"Hor! See la! Now got dont know what floo. If vely bad cannot go ah! See la you see the news you seeee"
(I was busy tryin to lick my elbow to defy the myth, and my bro, lucky b****. He's not home.)

Like what's up man?

My bro still came back in one piece. And guess what, my mum still want to demand for some gifts can.

Adults here helllooo. Although my height May not look like one.

*sigh*

Ok. This shall be a short entry.

Back to the bloody books.

That is before i sing to you in my new found husky voice,

and dance around the pole with my umbrella,

I'm singin in the rain~~