This is probably the first time the closest i felt to be suffering from unnecessary anxiety attacks.

I was posted to the beer stand the entire day (before going to sports bottle for closing).

And boy oh boy oh boy.

I just dont get why gee go peks just have to be old men or guys who arent exactly brad pitt material. Unfortunately they are those bread pitt kind.


So this uncle about 40+ (or maybe 60+ with really good botox) just kinda irritated me.


The following is a true story.

Rated R109.

Guidance is advised.

The first attempt was around 12pm.




"haha ohhh you're lois? Rem me? I came a couple of weeks back when it was so hot!"

*mumbles to himself*

"get me one more beer"

*winks*

"You gotta take care of me alright?"


**forced laughter**


While i heck care and detest the park policy of 1 beer per id and identifying every single soul, even 80+ old ladies which i get ridiculed by them a lot for id-ing them just because it's the "park policy", i just gave him his 2 beers.


Few minutes later,


wan er came to break me, and she witnessed his lame attempt number 2.

"heyyy loissss. Ohhh loisss. Where are you from? Ohh singapore? You know i can get you a house there...you can take care of it for me ehh?"


**forced laughter**


And then, after lunch,

He bloody creeped up beside my stand again!

"loissss. *wink* so...you got a boyfriend?"


**forced laughter**

"ohhh no worries. You are well. You are well. You'll have lots of children."


**er..aaaa ahahahha forced laughter**

Where's my chasity belt when i need it?



Few minutes later,


"loissss. *wink* That's my son. *mumbles* He's only 16. No you'll hurt him. Haha"

**cue awkwardness, raised eyebrowns, and forced laughter number 39485**



Seriously my jaws are hurting just tryin to laugh that much.

It's really kinda funny.

Just dont get silly old dudes who flirt openly in front of their kids and wife, or not, or whatever.

Creepy is in people.