Ladies and gentlemen.

Do not hesitate to be in awe.

The new revolution has finally begun.


You know in those movies, like The Fifth Element,

they like to exaggerate the future into a world where people travel on flyin cars,

or floating food stalls right beside your window,

or touch screen technology like those in Minority Report or Avatar?



Today,

A little guy of that new era has appeared.

Introducing the new,

*drum roll*


iTampon.



I mean,

the iPad of course.


Yes, it isnt perfect.

No camera,

looks like a spawn between a giant itouch + mini laptop w/o keyboard,

and the marketing peeps on the video, omg seriously are a lil creepy in a way.

Although i've gotta give them props for their seemingly ultimate passion and enthusiasm showing in their enlarged pupils and tone each time they try to show off the new device and function when they speak.

At least there isnt spurts of mouth goo every now and then.


Now on the iTampon,

you can do anything u have on your iphone,

except calling and smsing naturally.

In addition,

it is evidently highly portable,

you can do multiple selections and storage of ibook e-reading,
(but nothin still beats the primitive satisfaction of holdin and flippin a new page of a hardcopy book for me. Yeah, i'm an old lady)

and watch youtube videos in high resolution,

and have a good battery life of about 10 hours, which knocks out 3Gs hands down,

in which the "s" in iphone 3Gs probably stands for "suck battery".


A baby step nonetheless.

Plus, it looks slick and accessible with it's thin 9.7 inches dimension.

I simply cant wait for the day everyone of us holds a tablet like this to teach,

to conduct meetings,

to surf on the trains or our own teleportation chambers,

typing away on the keyboard-less tablet acting busy and officey.


Welcome everyone,

to the beginning of the iRevolution.