Is it just me,

or do you guys find creepy staring asians...just really really creepy??

I dont mean to sterotype, but it seems to always be the bloody asians/singaporeans who always make a staring habit at any passerby, tom dick jane or apple, who walk past them.

And by staring, i go by the definition of allocating and maneuvering both your eyeballs to follow the walking figure for a period 7 secs - freakin 2 mins.

Sometimes, they even have to tilt their head to the direction of you walking just so they can practice setting fire on you with their incredible mind power.

Mind you, it happens so frequently i just suspect if there's some digital locking system of target installed in asians generally or something.


Jeepers creepers!


I really dont see many caucasians STARING at you unless they are checking you out or well, maybe you simply forgot your nipple stickers.

Reason?

It's bloody rude! That's what!

Look dudes, or creepy ladies, or whatever you are,

unless i've rainbow coloured hair, or a nose boogy that's leftover from yesterday stuck on my cheek, or sashaying in orchard road naked,

Or unless you are d.beckham with smothering eyes and washboard abs,


you simply, simply dont stare!


Aptly put,

Kua si mi? (or See What See?!)

It's like,

Easy, breezy, beautiful! Cover girl.



Anyway!

I just came across this article about Washington FBI discovering 10, possibly 11 alleged "deep-cover" russian spies embedded in the states doing secret assignments for the russian federation.

Whoa! Is that reel life drama or what! Machiam like the movies ala mission impossible or something in real life man!

Makes you think twice about the possibility of your best friend being a secret agent or aliens disguising as humans on earth doesnt it?



Ok. Maybe not.





Ohhhhhhhhh.

I knowww now.

Those staring asian creepy crawlies must be spies!

Homosapiens! Yikes! We have been invaded!

*shrieks and run away*







Now, what are you looking at?