Well, lotsa news have caught my attention lately.

Some are comedies man, I assure you.


1. First, there was Paul the sotong, ala some of his fried squid relatives which i took the pleasure to munch on as revenge from old chang kee.




Then, there was some weirdo parrot, what Mani the parrot from Serangoon road. Yeah sure some say toa payoh maybe. *slowly forms L sign on forehead*




And then! There's like this random Pino the chimpanzee who picked the dutch to win against the espana in their face-off this 12th of July.




Like WTF?! If heath ledger doesnt jump out of his grave to scream WHY SO SERIOUS i would think this is part of the next batman parody or something.

Anyway,

let's all take a chill pill (i always find this phrase irritating btw).

My cockroach, by the name of Rodigro Gallo (he's an italian that boy) which i had the liberty to catch from the void deck yesterday says spain will win. So go spain! I trust you! *waves pom pom*


Next,

2. Ohh boy. What did the little girl i once loved in Parent's Trap got herself into this time.

For her violation of the terms of her probation from 2007 drug case, a jail time of 90 days. Period.

For any sadistic non-fans/fans of hers, catch her weepy ordeal.



Her defense attorney, the one in the video i think, actually threw in the towel and quit after the verdict! Sayin it's too harsh and unfair, blah blah. Haha ohh the drama of it all. Good girls gone wild. Way wild, rock on. Nothin a photo carrying babies in africa or adopting a chinese baby cant resolve. Wink.


3. And if you guys love the Scary Movie series, you will love Vampires Suck. lol





Well! Till our next news update. This is lulu signing out.