The Meaningless Evolution of Laughter.


Once upon a time,

On the world wide web, the baby of laughter was born.

Its name was haha.

It was used to describe anything funny,

or to pacify jokes from a trying-too-hard to be funny person,

or anything not meant to be funny like "have you had your dinner haha".

"Yeah i had chee cheong fun haha"

So, from time to come, haha's destiny is to make you roll yr eyes and be absolutely dying to ask,

are you seriously thinkin that's funny haha?

A handsome guy by the name of Question Mark was then attached to haha, and yes, they lived happily ever after.


Soon after,

The happy couple haha? gave birth to tons of children, and like most modern parents, they'd want to impress the public with unique and outstanding names people will laugh at, like seriously haha.

So ahaha + hahaha were born.

Like most proud and reproductive parents, ahaha and hahaha, went on to find true love and became parents themselves.

ahaha and hahaha passed their legacy to their children, teaching them to inherit and outgrow the laughter tradition and never let it die.

So the ambitious and eager to please new generation x were born.

ahahahah + hahahah emerged.

Because size matters, *wink*

hhahhahahahahah + ahhhahahahahah were subsequently born too.


Soon,

with globalisation,

those grandchildren dated ang mohs and laughters from all sorts of countries and gave birth to the spawn of a new generation,

lol, lmao and rofl.

Ohh wait, there's LOL too. He's just the fatter brother of lol.

ohh and lollll, she's the taller one.

Each of them shine in their unique characters.

LMAO seriously doesnt like her a**,

and rofl had issues with dust on the ground.


So with the happy genes passed on from generation to generation,

haha looked on in heavens and could not be any crappier,

i mean happier than ever.



*Abrupt end to story*